They were great, but after a few minutes I could get kind of bored because they wouldn't move around.
When I got into comedy, which was really for acting, I would see the guys who would be considered great today.When you jerk off, you’re saying 'Hey, I care about me.' Andrew Dice Clay.What am I looking at? I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad! Andrew Dice Clay.It's unfuckingbelievable, I'm telling ya. How do you know where she's been? Huh! How do you know she's not the biggest fucking whore to ever walk this fucking town, man? I went with this one girl, she was such a fucking tramp, I had to double park my dick on her ass and wait an hour to get in. There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.Mother Goose? Yeah I fucked her Andrew Dice Clay.Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out.I like that nice natural scent of salmon. They dummy it up with cologne like you don’t know where you are. A nice big, hairy, stinky, smelly fucking bush. I always believed you could fix whatever problems.I go out by myself, I don't go out with a million body guards, I run my own errands. You know what I mean? I'm not still living in Brooklyn, but I'm still living in the street. I never became a recluse, I never lived up in the Hills where I didn't see real life. I'm an animal in real-life and an animal onstage.
